Category: Miscellaneous

  • On drawstrings in washing machines

    Sweatpants drawstring, just being in the privacy of the washing machine does not make it okay to rape the other clothing. My underwear and socks do not appreciate being forced into a three-way with you. I do not appreciate having to rescue my underwear and socks from said three-way. And don’t get all pouty and […]

  • 25 Things

    There’s been a random meme going around called “25 Things,” where folks list 25 random things about themselves. I first saw it on Facebook but now it’s cropping up everywhere. So here it is, for your viewing (dis)pleasure: I was introduced to coffee when I was 7 years old. By my parents. (I’ve been drinking […]