Full Name: Alevtina (Алевтина)
Nickname: Allie
Birthday: July 8
Birthplace: St. Petersburg, Russia
Residence: Philadelphia, PA
Relationship: Taken
Children: 1 son (born 2018)
Pets: 2 cats, Dixon (since 06/13/07) and Lucy (since 09/23/14)
Political Views: Liberal
Ethnicity: 37.5% Lak, 25% Russian, 25% Tabasaran, 12.5% Tatar
Religion: Muslim by blood, atheist by choice
Diet / Lifestyle: Plant-based / Vegan
Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
Height / Weight: 5’4” / 125 lbs
Ailments: Kallmann syndrome

Favorite Music: Death Cab for Cutie, Melody Gardot, Sean Hayes, Janelle Monae, Pendulum, Phoenix, Rise Against, The Shins, Yeasayer

Favorite TV Shows: American Dad!, Archer, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Battlestar Galactica, Better Off Ted, The Big Bang Theory, Bob’s Burgers, Bones, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Burn Notice, Community, Drop Dead Diva, Family Guy, Firefly, Futurama, The IT Crowd, It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, King of the Hill, Kroll Show, Law & Order: SVU, The League, Louie, Modern Family, New Girl, Once Upon a Time, Orange is the New Black, Parenthood, Parks and Recreation, Peep Show, Psych, Sherlock, The Simpsons, South Park

Favorite Movies: American History X, Billy Elliot, The Butterfly Effect, Clerks., Crank, Donnie Darko, Empire Records, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Finding Nemo, Garden State, Gladiator, I ♥ Huckabees, In America, Kill Bill: Volume I, Kill Bill: Volume II, The Last Samurai, Little Miss Sunshine, Memento, Mindhunters, Monsters Inc., The Notebook, Pi, Requiem for a Dream, Se7en, Taxi Driver

Favorite Books: The Alienist, The Awakening, Brave New World, Catch-22, The Catcher in the Rye, Cryptonomicon, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time, The Fountainhead, Interpreter of Maladies, Jane Eyre, Life of Pi, Madame Bovary, Middlesex, Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Pride and Prejudice, Reading Lolita in Tehran, She’s Come Undone, The Stranger, To Kill a Mockingbird, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Wuthering Heights (more?)

Favorite Quotations: “And don’t tell me God works in mysterious ways,” Yossarian continued, hurtling on over her objection. “There’s nothing mysterious about it. He’s not working at all. He’s playing. Or else He’s forgotten all about us. That’s the kind of God you people talk about—a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of creation? What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatological mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements? Why in the world did He ever create pain? […] Why couldn’t He have used a doorbell instead to notify us, or one of His celestial choirs? Or a system of blue-and-red neon tubes right in the middle of each person’s forehead. […] What a colossal, immortal blunderer! When you consider the opportunity and power He had to really do a job, and then look at the stupid, ugly little mess He made of it instead, His sheer incompetence is almost staggering. It’s obvious He never met a payroll. Why, no self-respecting businessman would hire a bungler like Him even as a shipping clerk!” –Catch-22